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You know you play Super Mario RPG to much when......
1. You frantically serch through your sister's dolls saying "I'll save you Geno!".
2. you avoid shop class or car shops
3. you put an M on your cap
4. you put a mushroom on your broken arm
5. you try to send a letter to princess toadstool
6. SHE ANSWERS
7. you serrate through a perfume store trying to find a "red essance".
8. you find 1
9. you go to a motel and ask for a "Dream Cushion".
10. you get paid in frog coins
11. you know how to get Luigi
12. Smithy runs away
13. Mario retires
14. Raz and Raini have a divorce
15. Luigi sues Mario for not letting him in the game
16. Mario talks
17. you get Jinx
18. it rains when you mumble about what a goof up mallow is
19. Your favorite CD of all time is the "Super Mario RPG" soundtrack
20. You think you'll find a hidden treasure box somewhere by jumping around your yard
21. You write your own Super Mario RPG tip book
22. You get Yoshi to join your team
23. You dream about Super Mario RPG more than 3 times a week
24. You know about more than 2 secret areas in the game
25. You have a weapon better than the Lazy shell
26. You run around a forest looking for Bowyer
27. You find and beat him
28. You beat Culex in under 5 seconds
28. You talk to mushrooms.
29. You fly around in an airplane looking for Nimbus Land.
30. You find Nimbus Land.
31.You play so much the characters go on strike.
32. You find replacements for all of them.
33. You attach a microphone to your Super Nintendo so you can talk to the characters through Mario.
34. You succeed in the above effort.
35. Turtles freak you out.
36. You start telling marshmallows not to cry.
37. You ask the Axem Rangers if you can join their team.
38. They let you join.
39. When you see a garden, you look for piranha plants.
40. Smithy finally gives up 'cause you've beat him so many times.
41. Princess Toadstool tells you to turn the game off.
42. All the characters suddenly turn against Mario(You) and they all fight him at once.
43. You defeat them all.
44. Mallow cries because he's tired of fighting Smithy.
45. You tinker with the game so that Toadstools Psyche Bomb will have the same power as a Nuclear Bomb.
46. You succeed in that effort.
47. Mallow finally STOPS crying.
48. Bowser learns not to be so self-centered.
49. The game explodes.
50. You put it back together.
51. Booster actually invites you to his wedding.
52. Bowyer learns to talk right.
53. You beat Smithy on level 1.
54. Princess Toadstool likes Bowser more than Mario
55. All the characters say/think is "Not YOU again."
56. The characters all hire clones to do the fighting for them
57. You get your driver's license only to search for Rose Town
58. You find Rose Town
59. You've gone through 2 Super Nintendo's and at least 8 controllers in 6 months.
60. You start a Super Mario RPG radio/TV station
61. You try to get exclusive interviews with the characters themselves
62. You succeed in that effort
63. You run that station 24-7.
64. When in trouble, you constantly quote lines from Super Mario RPG.
65. You own more copies of Super Mario RPG than there are areas.
66. You keep a copy of Super Mario RPG in your safety deposit box.
67. That's all you have in the box.
68. You try to make a hidden treasure box to put it in instead
69. You succeed in making one.
70. You paid your taxes in frog coins
71. The IRS accepted them.
72. You got a refund; IN FROG COINS!
73. The Super Mario RPG Game Pak explodes on you.
74. You bonk yourself on the head with a turtle shell.
75. You died because of that.
76. You make a machine that transports you into the game.
77. Whenever you see somebody named 'Geno' (Geno is a real name), you ask him if his past life was as a doll.
78. Your house explodes and you scream to the police, "Is the Super Mario RPG game pak OK?!"
79. You change the dredal so the signs are pictures of SMRPG characters and the text is the character's names.
80. You start your own religion where you have to hail to Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, and Princess Toadstool all day.
81. People follow your religion.
82. Your favorite colors are: Red, White, Blue, Green, and Pink.
83. You make Super Mario RPG work for the Nintendo 64.
84. You make Super Mario RPG work for the computer.
85. You make it play over the internet.
86. You make Golden Statues of every character in the game (Major and Minor).
87. You add RPG elements to Super Mario 64.
88. Whenever you go to a restaurant, you ask if their mushrooms are: Moldy Mush, Rotten Mush, Wilt Shroom, Mid Mushroom, Max Mushroom, or just a plain Mushroom.
89. Your favorite food is the mushroom.
90. Whenever you participate in races, you ask if the grand prize are Yoshi Cookies.
91. You make a Major Motion Picture of Super Mario RPG.
92. It becomes the highest grossing movie ever.
93. Whenever somebody dies in a movie you scream out, "GAME OVER!!!!"
94. You can beat SMRPG in less than 2 minutes.
95. You get every secret in Super Mario RPG in those 2 minutes.
96. You name your pets after The Super Mario RPG characters.
97. You also name your kids after Super Mario RPG characters.
98. You make Super Mario RPG for Game Boy. 9
99. You make a sequel for Super Mario RPG that is better than the original.
100. In The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, whenever you go to Smithy's Shop, you try to kill Smithy with your sword.
101. You look around in a toy shop for a doll of Geno and you bring it to life.
102. Whenever you find a top hat, you put it on and act like Croco.
103. You call up Microsoft and ask why they don't have an article for Super Mario RPG in their encyclopedia.
104. You kill anybody that says Super Mario RPG sucks.
105. You make a N64 controller work for Super Mario RPG.
106. You go underground looking for Monstro Town.
107. You establish 7 cities named after Super Mario RPG towns in the clouds.
108. Nimbus Land for hidden treasure boxes in the air.
109. Monstro Town is in the ground.
110. You start looking for hidden treasure boxes in the air.
111. You wear a Super Mario RPG Game Pak as a necklace.
112. You use a Super Mario RPG Game Pak as a cup.
113. Whenever you die in Super Mario RPG, you cry for hours.
114. You NEVER died in Super Mario RPG.
115. You make a 'Beetle Mania' game for Game Boy.
116. When ever somebody says 'Prince', you say 'Prince Mallow?'.
117. You burn every sword and knife you see.
118. You play Super Mario RPG music on the radios in every supermarket in the world.
119. You build your own castle and call it the Mushroom Kingdom.
120. Your room is decorated of Super Mario RPG pictures.
121. You make your own Super Mario RPG Theme for Windows 95 (wait... I already did).
122. You make Super Mario RPG into a graphic novel.
123. Before you eat a mushroom, you always look underneath it to see if a person is living in it.
124. You start your own collection of Super Mario RPG game paks.
125. Game Stores Ban you out because they claim you buy too many 'Super Mario RPG' game paks from them.
126. Super Mario RPG is the only game you play.
127. You memorized the notes of the music in Super Mario RPG.
128. You make a currency where only coins and frog coins are allowed.
129. Whenever you play another video game you ask if Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, and Princess Toadstool are in it.
130. You make a gold plated Super Mario RPG game pak.
131. You are terrified by factories because you think they are Smithy's.
132. Whenever you die in SMRPG, you have a funeral for them that costs over $632,890,231.
133. You pay that amount of money in coins and frog coins.
134. You make a Super Mario RPG version of Monopoly.
135. You make a Super Mario RPG version of Scrabble (I don't know how but.....).
136. You have a secret love affair with your Super Mario RPG game pak.
137. For the rest of your life you just stop talking and start mimicking what you are trying to say.
138. You buy fertilizer and seeds and try growing your own beanstalk.
139. IT GROWS!
140. You find Lazy Shell Armor and Lazy Shell Weapon on the top of it!
141. You fiddle around with a copy of Goldeneye 007 so when you do multiplayer, you can be: Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Smithy, Exor, Mack, Bowyer, Frogfucious, Booster, and every Axem Ranger.
142. Your hands are the strongest hands in the world because of Super Mario RPG.
143. You beat Stone Cold Steve Austin with one finger.
144. You find out that their is no Save Feature in life and cry for days.
145. You make a Physce Bomb. 146. It works.
147. You think that real life has flower points so whatever you do loses some of your flower points. Therefore you think that playing Super Mario RPG will help gain you flower points.
148. You start nicknaming people after Super Mario RPG characters.
149. You make a video of yourself playing Super Mario RPG and you stare at it all day.
150. Every year on May 13th, you have a b'day party for Super Mario RPG!
151. You try to murder anybody who didn't give Super Mario RPG a 10 out of 10.
152. You rename everything on a test to deal with Super Mario RPG.
153. You get a 100 on the test.
154. You try to get Princess Toadstool to become your Language Arts Teacher.
155. She becomes your Language Arts teacher.
156. Mario becomes your Math Teacher.
157. Mallow becomes your Science Teacher.
158. Geno becomes your Geography Teacher.
159 And Bowser becomes your other Language Arts Teacher.
160. You right down all over your house: http://129.71.131.124/~andrew/smrpg/ .
161. You right down on the Kremlin all the dialogue in Super Mario RPG.
162. You do it 4 times in 90.36 seconds.
163. You managed to do it with your bad hand and with your eyes closed.
164. Everyone in Super Mario RPG sues you because they are pooped out fighting each other.
165. Nintendo and Squaresoft pay the bill.
166. Nintendo and Squaresoft's gross goes up over 9,000 percent because of you.
167. You believe that everything in the world can only go up to 999.
168. You look for the Mushroom Guard's bazooka.
169. You somehow find it.
170. You get a skeleton of Bowser through the mail.
171. There's a note attached to it saying: We did it to Bowser and we can do it to you. STOP PLAYING SUPER MARIO RPG!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Mario Clan.
172. Smithy tries to kill you instead of Mario.
173. Whenever you see a skull you scream in horror as it might be Smithy.
174. When people try to beat you up, you hold out your Super Mario RPG game pak and it kills them.
175. You buy so many game paks of Super Mario RPG that Sega and Sony go out of business.
176. Nintendo sends a letter to you telling you to stop playing Super Mario RPG.
177. People start sending other games to you so you will stop playing Super Mario RPG.
178. You send them back.
179. Whenever you get a cookie you throw it in the air.
180. YOSHI COMES BY AND EATS IT.
181. You scream when you see a diamond.
182. You try to kill it.
183. Mario jumps out of the screen and tries to kill you.
184. King and Queen Nimbus think they've lost their son again.
185. Belome goes on a Mallow-free diet.
186. King Nimbus actually remembers what the Star Road is called.
187. Geno forgets what it's called.
188. The old mushroom lady disguised as Princess Toadstool dies of old age.
189. Geno runs away to play with Gaz.
190. Whenever it rains, you wonder what Mallow's crying about this time.
191. When you go to beat Smithy, all you find is the Star Piece and a note that says' "I give up! TAKE IT !!!!!!"
192. You look for the Mushroom Kingdom on a World Atlas.
193. You find it.
194 You go there on your next vacation.
195. You start a new file, meaning to name it after one of the characters, when you suddenly realize you've already used up every name!
196. When you fight Valenitina and when she calls for Dodo, you see Dodo next to a road with a suitcase trying to cacth a ride away from you because he's tired of fighting and losing against you.
197. When you take a trip to L.A., you ask if there is a "Grate Guy Casino" there.
198. You go to Mushroom Kingdom and everyone's hiding, even the invisble guy.
199. You put the SMRPG characters on every possible card in the world.
200. When you play other games, you keep on asking: "Where's Mario? Geno? Mallow? Bowser? Princess? Smithy?"
201. You build a mechine that
makes you get sucked into the game and becomes
a new charecter.
202. You succeed.
203. You take your beloved computer apart to make a robot.
204. You name the robot Yaridovich.
205. You Saw a Oak tree apart and make a doll
206. You name it Geno.
207. The doll and robot that you created fight.
208. You turn on the SMRPG game and no-one is there because they are sick of seeing your face.
209. Booster gets tired of riding his train.
210. The princess gets tired of being rescued, so she marries Booster.
211. You sleep in Mario's Pad so much, the bed becomes an antique.
212. Your hands get stuck to the controller, and you need to put band-aids on your bleeding fingers.
213. Someone makes a shrine for you and your SMRPG knowledge.
214. Your girlfriend is an inflatable doll of Valentina.
215. The volcano finally erupts.
216. Belome gets so tired of eating you, he becomes a vegetarian.
217. The SMRPG sequal has a warning in the beginning of the game saying that you should have adult supervision while playing this game.
218. Your parents get hooked on SMRPG too.
219. you frame the box your SMRPG game came in.
220. You create a SMRPG movie.
221. You buy a TV just for playing SMRPG.
222. You beat the game with the TV turned off.
223 You beat Midas River so much, the guy at the bottom runs out of frog coins.
224. You get a tattoo saying "SMRPG".
225. Your parents and friends get one too.
226. You go into shock when someone walks in front of the TV.
227. When a storm comes, and the electricity goes out, you fix the problem so you can play SMRPG.
228. This is your favorite website.
229. You see a shooting star and wish your Geno doll would come to life.
230. The Star Road grants your wish.
231. You do 1000 jumps on your bed so you can out jump Mario.
232. You succeed.
233. If a bully beats you up you say, "Never have I been so wronged! It is time! I will show you my true form! I will show you my true power! And I will have my revenge!"
234. You go to the fire station, get an axe, and say, "I'm an Axem Ranger!"
235. During Halloween, the only candies you exept are Rock Candy and Yoshi Candy.
236. If someone offers you a cookie, you eat it and try to lay an egg and get an item.
237. You succeed.
238. Knife Guy opens a casino.
239. The Apprentice who wanted to be Snifit 8 finally goes to the arcade.
240. Snifits 4, 5, 6, and 7 get jobs.
241. Culex leaves the Quartz Charm with a note that says, "I give up! Leave me alone!"
242. Jinx and Jagger finish jumping.
243. The item shops get sold out.
244. The item shop owners and inn keepers quit their jobs and use their money to buy a mansion.
245. Belcome eats Smithy and says, "There, now we're both satisfied. I had a good meal and Smithy is gone! Now turn this game off!"
246. The Miner in Moleville gets an Item #4.
247. Your score in Beetle Mania is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
248. Your Moleville Mountain record is 1 second.
249. If you ask frogs for advice
250. If Nimbus Land falls on your house
251. If the SMRPG characters go nuts
252. If you play music by jumping on tadpoles
253. If Mario makes #1 on your "most admired person of all time" list.
254. If you TRUELY believe there is a real Mushroom Kingdom.
255. If you've ever wandered around in the woods looking for a Forest Maze.
256. You find that maze.
257. You get through the maze in under 1 minute.
258. Every Halloween you dress up as SMRPG characters
259. You go up hills by shooting out of pots
260. You pound slime with hammers trying to turn it into people
261. It works
262. You jump down Niagra Falls looking for coins
263. You try to go down your sink or toilet in search of Kero Sewers
264. You find it
265. You alsofind Pipe Vault
266. You find Yoshter`s Isle after that
267. The fat baby yoshi eats Mario and you, too
268. Your dog is a Chow or K-9
269. You never eat marshmellows or mushrooms
270. You're afraid of alarm clocks 'cause you think they might be Count Down or the Ding A Lings
271. You eagerly search for all the edible, drinkable, and wearable items in stores
272. You find them ALL!
273. Every time you go to a store, you ask for Hinopio.
274. The license plate on your car is "SMRPG"
275. The DMV refuses because you already have that on your other car.
276. All the minor enemies give up and ask join your side.
277. You refuse.
278. Your friends and family fall asleep whenever SMRPG is mentioned because you have talked so much about it.
