A Warlord’s Daily Schedule

 

~  Suck up to Talpa

~  Pick on Anubis

~  Gripe about Kayura

~  Practice diabolical laughing for 20 min. or until perfectly annoying

~  Come up with names to call the Ronins

~  Work out – flex muscles in mirror and tell himself he is buff

~  Study himself in full armor – again comment on the excellence of his own masculinity

~  Tell everyone how evil he is

~  Beat up the Ronins

~  Get beaten up by the Ronins

~  Get tortured by Talpa

~  Sit in the dark and stare at blue candles

~  Try to take over the world

~  Gloat

~  Secretly meet to sing and dance to “Tears Behind the Mask”

~  Take Mia and Yulie hostage

~  Run around in subarmor – these guys really need a new wardrobe!

~  Get lectured at by Badamon

~  Be underappreciated by everyone