In the tradition of the Top Ten, I have decided to bring you....

"Top Ten Dark Warlord Pickup Lines"

By She-Ronin

 

    10) After I finish taking over your world and enslaving the human race, why don't we go take a walk?

 

    9) When I destroyed that building, I had no idea you were in there! Let me take you to dinner to make up for it!

 

    8) But throwing you in that volcano was only my way of asking you out!

 

    7) Want to go back to my dimension? I make a wonderful soufflé.

 

    6) Throwing you in that waterfall and freezing it was just a symbol of my affection!

 

    5) You wanna hold my pet spider? His name is Fluffy. I love a woman who holds spiders...

 

    4) So, how do you like my weapon? Pretty cool, huh?

 

    3) All right! Come with me to the movies now! I have a blade at your throat, remember that...

 

    2) Well, I just killed your grandfather. Can I buy you a drink?

 

1)      Hey... waaaiitt a minute! I'm a Dark Warlord, I don't need pickup lines! Who's idea was this?!