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JOB: Top ranking SOLDIER officer
AGE: unkown
WEAPON: long sword
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BIRTHDATE: unkown
BIRTHPLACE: unknown
BLOOD TYPE: unkown
Even amongst the elite troopes of SOLDIER, Sephiroth is known to be the best. His past is locked away in a confidential file held by Sinra, Inc. His gian sword, which only he can handle, has extremely destructive power. Said to have disappeared in a battle years ago, his current whereabouts are unknown.
Bad things about Sephiroth
What a weird guy, he always talks mumbo jumbo, all through the game. Well, I guess the hair we have to start off with, if you have never played the game before you would think he was a she, I didn't but my friend did. She said he was a very pretty girl. Which made me laugh so hard I had to sit down and catch my breath.
Good things about Sephiroth
Well, unlike any of you, I think he is soooo cute, and actually good looking for a made up character. If only he had Clouds blue eyes. Then I would be in love. Tall, a nice bod, and hair I can twirl my fingers through. (sighs) What a guy. I guess I must be the got-to-fall-in-love-with-the-bad-guys kind of girl. I wonder if he was naked in that pod in the promised land. (thinks nasty thoughts) hehehehehe Just kidding about the naked thing. I swear he still had his pants on.
Well, I guess that's all I have to say say about Sephiroth. Just below is pictures of Sephiroth I found off the net.
If my aunt saw this pic she would say:"oh, look at those juicy cheeks! They look so fat and plump I just want to pinch them over and over."
