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1. If using a touch tone phone press random numbers while ordering, then ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you are going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" And hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice tell them to cut it with the nutrition facts and ask if they have anything outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST, FREE-SPIRITED, COST-EFFICIENT.
11. Tell them to put the crust on the top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song.
13. Do not name the toppings, spell them out.
14. Put extra edge in your voice when you say crazy bread.
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available at some other pizza place.
17. Crack your knuckles into the phone.
18. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, and then behave as if they called you.
19. Get fluttered when they ask if you want drinks.
20.Tell the order taker you are depressed. Get him to cheer you up.
21. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
22. Change your accent every few seconds.
23. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
24. Rent a pizza.
25. Order while using the electric knife sharpener.
26. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
27. Ask to see a menu.
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Order a single slice, not a whole pizza.
30. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
31. Order two toppings, and then say "No, they'll start fighting."
32. Imitate the order taker's voice.
33.Try to talk while drinking something.
34. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
35. Be vague in your order
36. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
37. Put them on hold.
38. Order a steamed pizza.
