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"Stop fidgeting."
"Im not fidgeting."
"Yes you are. Now stop it!"
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"Youre fidgeting again."
"I am not!"
"Youre fiddling with your hair! Thats fidgeting!"
"Im not fiddling with it! Im fixing it! Its getting all frizzy "
"Oh, for It looks fine! Your hair looks just fine! Now stop playing with it. It makes you look vapid."
"Okay! Okay! You didnt have to snap at me "
"Look, Im sorry, okay?"
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"Fine then, be that way "
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"Are you sure it looks fine?"
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"Okay, okay you dont have to give me that look forget it."
"Sorry yeah, it looks fine. Im sorry Im being this way Im just nervous."
"Its okay I know how you feel. I mean, here we are, getting our first assignments for the 3WA!"
"Yeah now, stop fidgeting before I bash you."
"Jerk."
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"God, I hope we dont end up having to do desk work or something "
"I know. Well, dont sweat it. The odds of that are pretty slim, actually. Well probably end up doing basic patrols or something pretty tame stuff, most likely "
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"Do you think this thing is too tight?"
"Natsumi, thats your academy uniform. They wouldnt have let you wear it for two years if it was in any way indecent."
"I know that, but I still think this blouse is a little tight. Hmmm Maybe they grew. Do you think they grew?"
"I cant believe Im having this conversation "
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"Okay here we are stay cool, girl are you cool?"
"I am cool."
"Right. Well here we go then. What weve been waiting for "
"Yeah are you ready?"
"As Ill ever be. Lets go then."
The Dirty Pair: Double Vision
Cycle One
The elevator doors slid open on a silent puff of air, and two very pretty girls stepped out. They exited the elevator car into a bustling office, filled with busy-looking people rushing back and forth from room to room carrying documents, computer readouts, palm-computers, or just a panicked expression. A number of these people paused to look at the newcomers, the women with curiosity, and the men with admiration. And their admiring glances were justified.
The girl on the left was a very shapely five-foot-eight, with bubble-gum pink hair that swept down to mid-back before curling daintily at the ends. A paler pink streak ran through the middle of her glossy hair. She was fair-skinned and very pretty in a preoccupied, slightly distracted way. Behind wide, machine-gunner style glasses a pair of intelligent green eyes watched the hustle and bustle of the office with frank curiosity. When her eyes met those of one of the watching men, she flicked her eyes over them as if trying to decide what to make of them, and then darted off disinterestedly.