"Oh, what tangled webs we weave When first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again." - F. P. Jones

"Hey, look at that flower. It's a flower. It's yellow." - Ben

"Thou goatish boil-brained malt-worm!" - Shakespear

"If life means to remember, then death means to forget" -WolfFlash

"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life." - Burton Hills

"One does evil enough when one does nothing good." - German Proverb

"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." - George Bernard Shaw

"I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have." - Harry S. Truman

"A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing can stop him." - Alexander Solzenitsyn

"If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe." - Abraham Lincoln

"Let him that would move the world first move himself." - Socrates

"There are no guarantees. From the viewpoint of fear, none are strong enough. From the viewpoint of love, none are necessary." - Emmanuel

"He who hesitates is a damned fool" -Mae West

"Our life is frittered away by detail...Simplify, simplify." - Henery David Thoreau

"The reason that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." - Willie Tyler

"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand." - Thomas Carlyle

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'." - John Greenleaf Whittier's poem, 'Maud Muller'

"What we see depends mainly on what we look for." - John Lubbock

"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A journey of a thousand miles begin with a single step." - Chinese Proverb

"Either you run the day or the day runs you." - Jim Rohn

"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us." - Alexander Graham Bell

"Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born." - Dr. Dale Turner

"If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and whatever abysses nature leads, or you will learn nothing." - Thomas H. Huxley

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals." - Author Unknown

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?" - Benjamin Franklin

"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln

"To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to." - Kahlil Gibran

"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." - D. P. Barron

"If your walking into a battle you know you can't win, give them somthing to remember before you go down" - Sakon

"It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it." - Unknown

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!" -Ash from Army of Darkness

"Good....bad.....I'm the one with the gun..." Ash from Army Of Darkness

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum" - Duke Nukem

"Rudolph's nose burns red....RED WITH HELL FIRE!!!!!" -Marcus

"Santa doesn't like it when people like Jesus steal his holiday"-Marcus

"And on December 25th God gave birth to his son... Santa Claus" - Marcus

"Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass!!!!!!!"

"Get yo bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!!!!!" -Some kids from South Park

"Life sucks then you die" - Unknown

"When I think about all the crap I learnd in highschool it's a wonder I can think at all" -Paul Simon

"Thou art such a pain in the AAAAHH NOW YOU GOT ME TALKING THAT WAY!!!!!!!" -Sabin from Final Fantasy 3

"Damn that was cool!!" Jack Van Burace

"NOT IN THE FACE NOT IN THE FACE" Arthurs warcry from The Tick

"Prepare to be stung!" Sting

"I can't jump real high, so I jump from high places" Mick Foley

"Eternity is Forever" Gangrel

"Theres gonna be a bloodbath!" Gangrel

"God damnit will you shut the hell up? Nobody gives a rat's ass!" - Cartman

"Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on me, Fool me thrice and your dead." - Katclaw

"Treachery is an impolite word for changing your mind" - Baatezu Saying.

"Evil is a point of view, God kills indiscriminately and so shall we" - Lestat

"Pluck out the pain and give you another life, one you could never imagine. And it would be for all time" - Lestat

"The trick is not to think about it" - Lestat

"For do not doubt, you are a killer!" - Lestat

"Nowhere can a secret keep always secret, dark and deep, half so well as in the past, buried deep, to the last, to last. Keep it in your own dark heart, otherwise the rumors start. After many years have buried secrets over which you worried, no confidant can then betray all the words you did not say. Only then can you exhume secrets safe within the tomb of memory, of memory, within the tomb of memory" -Unknown

"I don't want knowledge, I want certainty" - David Bowie

"One advantage of being disorginized is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries" - Unknown

"I shall never embrace that which has embraced me" - Chaos