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Windows 2000?
What will be the unique features of Windows 2000? Will it still crash and give absurd error messages? Here are a few error messages and dialog boxes under consideration for Windows 2000:
1. Press any key except... no, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
4. Press ANY key to continue or ANY OTHER key to quit.
5. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
6. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
7. Missing mouse: Spank cat? ( Y / N )
8. Error reading FAT record: Try SKINNY one? ( Y / N )
9. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient. Please Replace User.
10. Netscape.exe... Bad file name. May we suggest Internet Explorer? ( Y / Y)
11. Windows VirusScan 1.0 : Windows Operating System found. Remove and change to system that does not crash ( N / N )
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