This little goodie was found in a newsletter and was sent to me. You can't say these people don't have a sense of humor. I was ROTFLMAOTNTPMP while reading this. If anyone finds more goodies like this, I sure would appreciate you sending them.
FLYING POTION
4oz Tequila
3 .5mg Valium tablets
1 lude
2 purple ringed mushrooms from under grain fed cow manure picked at sunrise
Three small green bulbs of the Peyote plant
Crush tablets, mushrooms, and bulbs in bowl. Stir in tequila until the
contents are a thick paste. Chill in refrigerator or on ice for one hour.
Wipe Ointment on desired area. If you are not satisfied with those results...
put contents of bowl in mouth, but do not swallow for a minimum of thirty minutes.
Dial 911 and explain recipe as soon as possible after swallowing.
The sense of weightlessness may occur shortly after swallowing.
If so make sure to keep windows and doors shut until medical assistance arrives.
This will keep neighbors and small animals safe from your possible escape.
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