Listed below are some of the best comedy sounds around. Many of these will not be found elsewhere on the Web!
Most people would be familiar with Steve Martin, Film maker, playwright and said to be the funniest white man in the world. These files are from his 1977 recording called "Lets Get Small". However, many people do not know Tom Waits or the D Generation.

Tom Waits is a performer songwriter I cannot praise highly enough. He also has an excellent sense of humour. His music is unlike any other I have heard and has been around for at least 25 years. Find out more about him at the Tom Waits Digest.

The D Generation are an Australian comedy team that performed around 10 years ago. All the members met at university and have all gone to greater careers in comedy, radio, film and TV (the film "The Castle" was produced, written and directed by ex-members of the D-Gen). The material here is from their 1989 album, The Satanic Sketches.


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File Size Description
dg_irish.wav 475kb D-Gen: A song from the D-Generations' Satanic Sketches which is supposed to be an Irish Song
dgenmast.wav 451kb D-Gen: The D-Generations parody of an Australian playing Mastermind
nice.wav 31kb The Fast Show: The cool guy from Jazz Club saying 'nice'
steve1.wav 312kb Steve Martin: Steve talks about how great it is to be doing live shows
stefunny.wav 358kb Steve Martin: Steve tells what question people most often ask him
stemadmo.wav 601kb Steve Martin: Steve talks more about his Mother owing him money
steve2.wav 205kb Steve Martin: Steve talks about how great the banjo is
smusic.wav 166kb D-Gen: A higher quality recording of the D-Gen's "radio" grab
crackda.wav 67.5kb Tom Waits: A terrific quote from Tom Waits, talking about how horny he is
tomlarf.wav 10.6kb Tom Waits: A classic Tom Waits laugh
drzaius.wav 451kb The Simpsons: Troy McClure stars in the stage version of Planet of the Apes
corgasm.wav 225kb You'll have to listen to find out...
rectum.wav 360kb Red Dwarf: Rimmer calls himself something about a distended rectum
brill.wav 27kb The Fast Show: The young "Brilliant" guy saying his favourite word
flopadop.wav 29kb Red Dwarf: Rimmer attempts to speak backwards and gets "flopadop blib blop bleep"
gaspacho.wav 33kb Red Dwarf: Rimmer attempts to insult his "other self" by reminding him of the time he spilt Gaspacho soup on the captain
spacesco.wav 48kb Red Dwarf: Rimmer gives the Space Scout salute!
bldude.wav 40kb Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowksi: You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man
bldude2.wav 140kb Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowksi: I'm the Dude so that's what you call me..ya know, that or his Dudeness or duder or El Dudereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing
bldude3.wav 35kb Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowksi: Dude here
brdman01.wav 34kb Birdman shouts his name!
csgung.wav 159kb Bill Murray from Caddyshack: Explains what the Dalai Lama said to him while they played golf together
cytotal.wav 99kb Bill Murray from Caddyshack: "And then I will achieve total conciousness, so I got that going for me"
emekg.wav 62kb Emergency: The Emergency guys wanting to transmit an EKG. And they even say 'Rampart'
brnglegs.wav 10kb Just Shoot Me: Finch from Just Shoot Me spits out a sharp line
hansolo.wav 152kb Boogie Nights: A discussion of that 'new' film Star Wars
tomlaugh.wav 325kb The Money Pit: Tom Hanks laughing at the bath falling through the floor
glasses.wav 74kb The Brady Bunch: Jan really doesn't want glasses
janmarcia.wav 166kb The Brady Bunch: Marica, you're so Icky!
maniac.wav 117kb Chris Farley: Chris Farley sings the song from Flashdance?
squeak.wav 76kb Fart : A long fart with a squeak at the end
yeahbaby.wav 41kb Austin Powers : Need I say more?
fuddfire.wav 120kb Robyn Williams : Robyn Williams singing "Fire" as Elmer Fudd
sgeorge.wav 242kb George Costanza : Georges' answering machine message based on "The Greatest American Hero" theme








A Quicktime movie from the Fast Show about a librarian that has an embarrasing problem
810 Kb
Another Quicktime movie from the Fast Show: Sven the Car Dealer
1 Mb approx



Test your "masculinity" or your knowledge of urinal etiquette with this shockwaved, downloadable test! 320 kb
Have Tiny Elvis dance on your desktop! Zipped: 193 kb
A 20 question test that determines if you are visually or aurally oriented and which side of the brain you favour (left or right). Very interesting. 455 kb
An auto insult generator for when you need some abuse
Something for the weekend sir? The Barbie Twins screen saver