Orky Names

    So…  Whatcha momma call ya’ udder dan “’ey, stoopid”??  Whot we gots ‘ere den is a big buncha’ Orky soundin names for yous to use.  A Orks name gives ‘im style an’ pride, so keep dat in mind when ya go givin’ yer new Orks dere names.
    We’s got dem silly-bulls things fer our names, just like our magiks.  We put ‘em togevver ta make a spiffy, Orky soundin’ name.  We don’t have any perticalar order to ‘em, just sling ‘em togevver and away ya go.  Ones wit da little stars by ‘em are mostly just fer Witchdocterz and Shamenz, but udders gots ‘em sometimez.
    (note – any similarity between this and Klingon is purely coincidental.  A friend mentioned to me that this all sounded Klingon, but I don’t speak the language, so I wouldn’t know  : )  ):

 Ahk          Arhg          Ash          Ahrm*          Ahz          Ah
 Bahk          Barah      Buhk          Bohrk          Bihn          Buhsh
 Cuht          Cuhll          Carh          Cohrm          Caht          Coht
 Dahn          Dahrk          Dahk          Dohsh          Duhm          Dwah
 Erhk          Ebah*          Elah*          Ehsh          Epahk          Ejah*
 Fahz          Farhg          Fuhd          Flahk          Fahd          Fahk
 Grihsh          Gerh          Guhl          Gahz          Gihl          Gohr
 Hohg          Hahz          Hahx*          Horhg          Hohk          Hahk
 Ihg          Ihm          Iok*          Ihk          Ihl          Ihn
 Johg          Jahl          Jerhk          Johk          Jahk          Johr
 Kahz          Karh          Kuhl          Kihl          Kehr          Kaht
 Lihk          Luhr*          Luuhsh          Lihm*          Luhk          Luhg
 Muhl          Mohl*          Mahr          Mahsh          Mohsh          Muht
 Nargh          Nuhg          Noh          Nahl          Nahk          Nohk
 Owh          Offah          Osh          Oyah          Orhk          Ohr
 Parh          Pohk          Puhl          Pash          Pehn          Perh
 Qqahnn*          Qarhk*          Quuh*          Qihn*          Qihm*          Qohsh*
 Rohg          Rihnk          Rihn          Rohk          Roohk          Rahl
 Snahr          Swahk          Stooh          Stuhb          Shahk          Shihsh
 Tuh          Tahl          Tihk          Tohk          Tahp          Tihl
 Uruhk          Uutah          Uddah          Umah          Ulahk          Ullah
 Varh          Vahk          Vohn          Vuhsh          Vohsh          Vohk
 Wihl          Wahk          Wihp          Wuhl          Worhg          Warhg
 Xihl*          Xarhk*          Xahk*          Xuhl*          Xehn*          Xah
 Yihz          Yarh          Yuhl          Yerhn          Yehl          Yahv
 Zuhl          Zuhk          Zarhgh          Zuhn*          Zuuhm          Zihp*
 
    Dees are jus’ summa de silly-bulls we use.  Dere’s udders, but dees are de most popoolar.  Here be some realy popoolar Orky names:
    Gohrbash         Zuhljihn          Guhldahn         Grihshnahk         Gahzkuhl         Shihshahk         Wohrvahk             Ukkah
    Quahnnehsh*     Barrahkah
 
    Here be some famoose Orks (an’ Ogres an’ Trolls):
 
    Mohlvosh – The biggest and baddest of dem all.  ‘Es da current leader of all de Orks.  E’s killed all who’s come after ‘im.
    Grihshnahk Goblin-Throttler – E’s a big baddass warrior oo’se got a real big hate-on fer dem little Goblin buggers.  ‘E don’ like dem Nobgoblins too.
    Luhrquohsh – nasty Witchdoctor who once turned a fella inta a Norker fer lookin at ‘im sideways.  Some Orks say ‘e was da first to figger out the silly-bulls to da Death Bolt magik spell.
    Mahrohk – Ogre Shaman who peepul say dey seen cast magik spells even when e’s gone berzerker like.  Pretty freakin’ spooky bugger, ‘e is.
    Mohgohr – Leader of da Half-Trolz in da northern part a’ Natuk.  He once ripped the face off a Giant Troll cause he made funna Mohgohr’s mom’s brownies.  Don’t know why da big Troll made funna ‘er brownies, dey’s damn good eatin’ – she hunts the gargan-chew-on rats for da mix all by ‘erself too.
    Tuhpahk - A most Orky singa'.  E' can whip a groupa Orks inta' a frenzy in no time atawl.  Great stuff e' does!