Bamfs

They first appeared in X-Men #153, then the Nightcrawler limited series.

BAMFS

F- GD
A- GD
S- PR
E- RM
R- PR
I- GD
P- TY
H- 54
K- 20
R- N/A
P- 2

Powers: Teleportation IN (1 mile)- cannont carry others; always have the intiative when they telport.

The Bamf's story: Bamfs are short, cute, blue-furred, oversexed natives of a dimension located not far enough away from our own. The Bamfs are hedonists whose attraction for the opposite sex is only matched by their use of the worst makeout lines in their dimension (or any other). There are Cabbage-Patch sized male Bamfs, and slightly taller and more slender female Bamfs, but both have the same abilities and personalities. Female Bamfs dislike male ones, but they love Nightcrawler.

Bamfs were first encountered by Pirate Kitty but later were rediscovered by Nightcrawler of the Marvel Universe. They regard the tall Kurt as "Daddy Bamf" because of his size, though no relationship between them has yet been established.


MEAN

F- RM
A- RM
S- GD
E- IN
R- PR
I- TY
P- GD
H- 110
K- 20
R- Beer (that's what it says)
P- 0

Powers: Claws- material unknown, likely MN
EX edged damage
Underground Travel- by twisting himself around in a rapid fashion, Mean can travel underground at 5 areas/rd. He can only travel through normal soil and material of less than TY strength, and it is assumed he needs a running start to do this.

Beer- always appears with a six-pack; Fighting is only EX if carrying the beer under his arm. He consumes the beer by tossing the cans into his mouth, then he can spit out crushed empty cans at a range of 3 areas for GD slugfest damage; spitting up to 3 per rd.

Mean's story:The origin of Mean, also known as the Fiend with No Name, is unknown, but the creature made its first appearance in Kitty's fairy tale when he chanced upon the adventurers and joined them on a quest. The hero Nightcrawler later encountered Mean in his travels through that dimension. Mean is foul-tempered but easily cowed by things much larger than he is, and he is a lot more bluff and bluster than atrue menace. His best-remembered quote is, "I'm the BEST at what I do! And what I do BEST is guzzle b- uh, COMMIT MAYHEM!"


PIRATE KITTY

F- RM
A- RM
S- TY
E- EX
R- EX
I- GD
P- GD
H- 86
K- 40
R- EX
P- 15

Talents: Swordsmanship, Acrobatics.

Sailing Ship: 3 areas/rd with good wind; the pirate ship Abdul Alhazred

Pirate Kitty's story:Pirate Kitty is one of the premiere adventurers of her world, fighting against injustice, righting wrongs, having adventures, and generally doing that heroic type stuff. She is aided by her true love and best friend, Colossus. Pirate Kitty is similar in appearance to Shadowcat, but is several years older.

Note: the Colossus of this world is identical to the one in the Marvel Universe, and is Kitty's best friend.


LOCKHEED THE DRAGON

F- EX
A- EX
S- IN
E- UN
R- TY
I- EX
P- GD
H- 180
K- 36
R- any that fit within his jaws
P- 10

Powers: Flight RM (15 areas)
Flaming Breath: MN (75)- 5 areas

Lockheed's story:Lockheed is the last of the giant supersonic dragons and he has had several adventures with Pirate Kitty. Lockheed is a devout pacifist and usually seeks to save his hide if possible.

Lockheed speaks with an irish accent, and he negotiates before taking any riders. Those negotiations usually include a promise that he won't be endangered. This Lockheed should not be confused with the small dragon pet of the same name, owned by Kitty Pride.


SHAGREEN

F- GD
A- GD
S- GD
E- RM
R- EX
I- EX
P- IN
H- 60
K- 80
R- GD
P- (-5)

Magical Abilities: limited to Dimensional energy and spells requiring rituals.

*Create stone guardians
F- EX
A- RM
S- MN
E- MN

*Summon the Dreadwings, a flock of demonic birds (10-100 per spell)
F- GD
A- TY
S- TY
E- GD

*Create Dark Bamf- this melds the physical forms of many captive bamfs into an all-powerful bamf under his control.
F- GD
A- GD
S- MN
E- MN
R- PR
I- PR
P- PR

*Anti-Teleport spell- protects a 1 mile radius from all teleporters. Less than UN rank Teleportation will not operate.

Staff of Power: all long term spells are maintained through the staff and will be negated if its destroyed. He can use Personal and Universal energies with the staff, casting AM strength mystic bolts with a 3 area range. Also an AM mystic shield and MN teleportation and can carry passengers. It is a PR material.

Talents: Sharp Weapons.

Shargreen's story:Shagreen is a wizard of an alien dimension, and it is not known if he is unique or if there are others of similar appearance and powers. Shagreen looks like a humanoid shark, and his temperament befits his appearance. When he first encountered Nightcrawler, the wizard had two objectives, to gain more power from extra-dimensional beings by sacrificing them and discovering how to teleport. Shagreen apparently fell to his death from the top of a squid-like balloon ship after a sword fight with Nightcrawler.

Nightcrawler soon afterwards fell into the dimension containing Kitty's fairy tale, where he discovered Shagreen was alive and well and kidnapping female Bamfs. Shagreen was left in the dimension of Kitty's fairy tale under the custody of Pirate Kitty and Windrider after being defeated with the help of Nightcrawler.


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