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2) What
is hanging from your ceiling?
a) umm. . .nothing
b) yoda
c) a few random objects
d) a light
3) If
you could be any character from Star Wars who would you be?
a) i never saw Star Wars
b) yoda
c) im not sure
d) some one other than yoda
4) How
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a) i don't know
b) a what?
c) as much as it could
d) about 32 pieces
5) If
you met the backstreet boys what would you do (or any other boy band for
that matter)?
a) get their autograph
b) tell them how much they suck
c) propose to them
d) throw rocks at them
e) igonore them
f) try to have wild passionate sex with one, and/or all of them
6) What
was the little, annoying magician dressed in red from He-man named?
a) mordrik
b) He-man?
c) orco
d) raalin
7) Have
you ever eaten hay?
a) of course! hasn't everyone?
b) yeah right
c) once. . .it was nasty
8) Did
you ever watch the Smurfs?
a) i saw it a couple of times, but it was stupid
b) every once in a while
c) i was addicted to the Smurfs
d) what's a Smurf?
9) Who's
yur favorite Smurf?
a) damn it, what the hell is a Smurf!?
b) i didn't have one
c) Poppa Smurf
d) Smurfette
e) One of those other ones
10) What
do you think of my Web Page?
a) it's the worst piece of @#$% i've ever seen!!
b) it's pretty cool
c) eh. . .nuthin great
d) it RUUULESSS!!!
11) If
someone handed you a snake, you would. . .
a) play with it
b) poke at it
c) scream like a little girl
d) avoid touching it
12) How
many times have you played with a rat?
a) A RAT!!?? That's disgusting!
b) i haven't had the opportunity
c) i HAVE and/or had a rat
d) a couple of times
e) lots of times
13) Who
is wicket w. warrick?
a) a famous midget
b) i have no clue
c) an ewok
d) a side show freak from nebraska
14) Chewbaca
is a. . .
a) Wookie
b) Wookiee
c) Marmoset
d) an ewok with an overactive thyroid
15) Do
you eat meat?
a) everyday
b) hell no munky boy!
c) occasionally
16) Have
you ever played an RPG (pencil and paper)?
a) what's RPG mean?
b) no, they look stupid
c) yeah, but they're boring
d) they kick ass!
e) i would like to
17) Have
you ever eaten tofu?
a) no, and i don't plan on it
b) not yet, but i will
c) TOFU RUUUULES!!!
d) yeah, its not bad
18) What
do you do when you see small children?
a) nothing
b) be nice to small children!
c) act like an escaped mental patient
19) What
do/did most people at your high school think of you?
a) I am/was really popular!
b) everyone thinks/thought I'm insane
c) I don't know
d) they probably don't/didn't
20) How
often do you play with yourself? haha! just kidding.
you believed me too. . .umm. . .ok, what do you think of our government?
a) it totally sucks ass
b) our government rules!
c) it could definitely stand some improvement
d) i don't really care. . .
21) Do
you like to get drunk and/or stoned?
a) as often as possible!!
b) no, that stuff's for losers
c) its fun in moderation
22) Do
you enjoy talking to yourself?
a) no way. im not crazy!
b) i have a conversation with myself everyday!
c) only occasionally
d) i named the voices in my head
23) Do
you ever make strange noises just for the hell of it?
a) that would be so uncivilized!
b) it can be fun once in a while
c) yeah, when i was 5
d) damn skippy!
24) Did
you like this quiz?
a) no, it was a waste of time
b) it was pretty cool
c) it was ok
d) it was the bomb diggity yo
25) You
thought it was over didn't you? One last question though. How
many times have you signed my guest book? (please note that if you sign
my guest book the appropriate number of times, you can still receive points
for those signings)
a) i haven't
b) once
c) twice
d) three times or more
1) a:1,
b:2, c:2, d:3, d:2
2) a:1,
b:3, c:2, d:1
3) a:-3,
b:4, c:2, d:4
4) a:1,
b:0, c:2, d:3
5) a:-1,
b:3, c:-1, d:3, e:2, f: see below
6) a:1,
b:0, c:2, d:1
7) a:2,
b:0, c:1
8) a:0,
b:1, c:2, d:0
9) a:0,
b:1, c:3, d:1, e:2
10)
a:0, b:2, c:1, d:3
11)
a:3, b:2, c:0, d:1
12)
a:-1, b:1, c:3, d:1, e:2
13)
a:1, b:0, c:2, d:0
14)
a:2, b:3, c:0, d:1
15)
a:-3, b:4, c:1
16)
a:1, b:-1, c:0, d:3, e:2
17)
a:0, b:2, c:3, d:1
18)
a:1, b:1, c:2
19)
a:-1, b:3, c:1, d:2
20)
a:2, b:1, c:3, d:1
21)
a:-1, b:1, c:2
22)
a:0, b:2, c:1, d:3
23)
a:0, b:2, c:1, d:3
24)
a:0, b:2, c:1, d:3
25)
a:0, b:1, c:2, d:3
Note: If you answered f on number 5 (you would try and have wild passionate sex with a member of a boy band) you are not worthy of looking at this web page right now. In fact I'd much rather be hanging out with Bob Dole than you. You are the lowest possible form of life to ever walk this planet, and if I were you I'd just put myself out of my misery.
