We wrote this song because it's fucking boring,
To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring.
And your macho shit won't phase me now.
It just makes us laugh,
We got your cash,
  Court-jester take a bow.

Because did you know that when I was nine,
I tried to fuck a friend of mine?
He was 8, then I turned 10.
14 years later it happened again
(with another friend).
This time me on the receiving end.

And all the fists in the world can't save you now.
Cuz if you dance to this,
Then you drink to me,
And my sexuality.
 With your hands down my pants by transitive property.