Warning!! Warning!! Ideas so Controversial only Aliens Could Have Come
up with them!
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absolutely assure you that I wrote these papers, not Aliens. Of course,
I cannot prove that I am not an Alien. After all, being a werewolf, there
are subtle physical differences between me and average humans. Not enough
to clearly mark me as an alien, but enough that I could be suspected of
being an Alien, or a specialized Hunter/Killer subspecies of human. These
differences were detected during medical examinations while I was studying
human nuclear warfare capability as part of the United States Nuclear Submarine
Service and before I anticipated the collapse of the Soviet Union and went
to study human conventional warfare as part of the United States Army Armor
Branch. After these anomalies were commented on, I naturally began to explain
that I was actually a werewolf. I absolutely assure you that I am not an
alien, and that these articles are science fiction and not actual examples
of alien thought and science.