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Email I absolutely assure you that I wrote these papers, not Aliens. Of course, I cannot prove that I am not an Alien. After all, being a werewolf, there are subtle physical differences between me and average humans. Not enough to clearly mark me as an alien, but enough that I could be suspected of being an Alien, or a specialized Hunter/Killer subspecies of human. These differences were detected during medical examinations while I was studying human nuclear warfare capability as part of the United States Nuclear Submarine Service and before I anticipated the collapse of the Soviet Union and went to study human conventional warfare as part of the United States Army Armor Branch. After these anomalies were commented on, I naturally began to explain that I was actually a werewolf. I absolutely assure you that I am not an alien, and that these articles are science fiction and not actual examples of alien thought and science.

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